It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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special addition to Favourite Superheroes/Villains » Agent Phil Coulson
Yes. I do consider him a hero. He is EVERYTHING IN ALL THOSE MOVIES.
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one day, 30 years from now, somebody on here is going to run for president
and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12
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- I’m not a 1d blog I promise
- I also promise that I’m going to bed and staying off tumblr
- Both or one or none of the above are lies
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Avengers Assemble Outfits
I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.
GIMME
holD UP IS THAT A VERSAEMERGE BRACELET FOR HAWKEYE JFC
give me haWKEYE AND COULSON
These are ALL SO LUSH but the Fury coat jacket and haweye’s boots omg O_O
I hate when Tumblr makes me like things
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